- When
you first bought your house, you lived in the country. Now
that same house is part of the city.
- You
can't get anything repaired because "they stopped
making those parts years ago."
- The
swing set in the backyard has sprouted roots.
- The
plumber's phone is on your speed dial.
- Your
phone number is on your plumber's speed dial.
- All
the children's rooms are now guest bedrooms.
- You
haven't visited the other half of the house in six months.
- You
have to move the furniture to see the carpet's original
color.
- Your
bathroom is decorated in avocado green -- from the first
time it was in style.
- You
can't make any improvements to the exterior of your home
without getting approval from the "Board of Historic
Monuments."
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